Everything about anal sex is awkward. It's not something that most people have a ton of experience doing, so when it does happen there's a lot of, "Um, is this it? We'd used a lot of lube and were really getting into it until we noticed a horrible smell. Instant buzzkill! My partner pulled his penis out quickly and got in the shower to rinse off. He was almost crying as all that liquid poop washed away from him while I was still cleaning off the mattress as I tried not to throw up.
8 Sex Stories That Will Make You Feel Better About Your Most Cringeworthy Hookup
Woman’s nightclub sex video goes viral, warns NYE revellers to be careful
Based on a true story but with all names and places changed and the story shamelessly exaggerated to the point of fantasy. All characters featured are over 18 for all of the events described. Author's Note: This is a stand-alone story that is part of a larger series about the titular character, Nellie. Each story that follows can be read on its own or together, in any particular order,
Only consenting adults are authorized beyond this page. If you are a minor under the age of 18 years old or 21 years old where 18 isn't the legal age of majority , if sexually explicit material offends you or if it's illegal to view such material in your community, or if you disagree with the following statements in any way, you MUST leave by clicking EXIT below. By ENTERING this site, you irrevocably agree to these statements: You are an adult in your community and are at least 18 years old 21 in those communities where required. You will not expose, or allow others to expose minors to the sexually explicit content contained on this website.
FYI: Despite these horrifying anecdotes, anal sex can also be very enjoyable if you and your partner s are into it. Check out some helpful advice here. I had to take his penis out of my ass because it hurt so bad, and he said, 'Damn, you made a mess. He started puking all down my back, and it ran into my hair, eyes, his bed, and the floor. His sister knocked on the door to see what was going on, and he started freaking out.