Adult birthday joke

Whether you love celebrating your birthday every year or you dread the thought of turning another year older, birthdays are one of those rare opportunities to gather your friends and family in one place and celebrate. When you were a kid, it was so easy to pick a favorite theme or place to host your party, but as an adult, it can be trickier. All out of ideas? Have everyone come in their favorite pajamas or athleisure and bring their go-to board game from way back when, like Dream Phone or Guess Who? And for an extra dose of nostalgia, have goody bags for the winners. If you want to go the extra step, host the party at a spa instead, so you don't have to worry about getting anything set up.

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Birthdays are the one day each year that individuals are encouraged to celebrate themselves. Whether someone is turning 18, 21, 30, 40, 50, or even 60, every age enjoys a good, corny birthday joke. Even mothers and fathers get a kick out of jokes from their young children — every generation and gender appreciates a funny little message on their birthday; friends will certainly expect a silly tale too! However, sometimes curating the perfect joke on the spot can be quite difficult, especially if you are not the most creative person.

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Oh come on, you can admit it. Not all jokes need to be family friendly and G-rated. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that you'd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. But share them we must, because there's something about repeating raunchy jokes that make us feel more alive. It's the same adrenaline rush you get from riding a roller coaster.

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The best birthday jokes A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am? After that she went into McDonald's for lunch and asked the order taker the same question.