Because let's be real, everyone is different and has their own preferences, which means there are a lot of questions out there. You could be wondering: How the hell do I orgasm? What kind of sex toy do I buy? And, um, is there a safe way of doing things? To help, we rounded up our top masturbation advice — from both experts and normal masturbation-loving people — so that you can make sure your body is getting the proper love and attention it deserves. Okay, get reading!
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The generation that got behind the wildly stupid condom snorting challenge has seemingly rediscovered a new, potentially harmful way to masturbate: banana peels. The New York Post recently dredged up an amusing mid Reddit post , in which one young man detailed his near-death experience using a banana peel to rub one out. Spoiler alert: It wasn't the banana itself that nearly killed him, but the slippery aftermath of the act. Despite the fact that there was now black goop running down my balls and thighs, I was determined to finish because mama didn't raise no quitter. When he went to the bathroom to clean up, he slipped as one does with banana peels and banged his head against the toilet seat. While many comments mercilessly teased the original poster, asking why he would even consider using a BP, some men came to his defense. When I was in junior in college eight years ago, I gave it a try, but per the advice of my friends, I microwaved the peel first to warm it up.
The YouTube video of a dolphin masturbating with a decapitated fish is disturbing, shocking and will put you right off your dinner. The person who uploaded onto YouTube obviously intended such a reaction, hence the eerie carnival waltz that accompanies the self-love. We find this similarity strange. We like to think of ourselves as separate from animals, better even.
Seriously, why is there no female version of the masturbation scene in American Pie? That minute of cinematic magic normalized the bizarre masturbation habits of guys everywhere. Now, it's time for ladies to embrace that same desire to get freaky however they please. There are so many ways to explore the inner and outer workings of your bod—from trying new masturbation moves , to exploring different vibrator settings, or experimenting with sex toys.